DREAM

Oh, a connoisseur of the melancholic, I see! Your Top Artists reads like the ultimate "I'm deep, but also kind of want to cry in a Hot Topic" playlist. Edy Boman and Pastel Ghost are practically whispering sweet nothings of existential dread while Juice WRLD is somewhere in the background, probably freestyling about a broken heart and a lean-filled soda. And Billie and Lana? Well, they're just there to remind everyone that even pop stars can embrace their inner goth. Truly a lineup designed to make your therapist's job slightly easier.

Your Top Tracks, on the other hand, is a masterclass in emotional whiplash. "Strong Thunder And Heavy Rain" suggests you're either a weather enthusiast with an affinity for dramatic soundscapes or you're just really, really committed to setting a mood. Then we pivot sharply to "Scott Street," where Phoebe Bridgers is probably making you question all your life choices, swiftly followed by the tear-jerking "The Night We Met" – because why just be sad when you can be profoundly sad? And then, just when I think I've got you pegged, "Dandelions" floats in, a brief moment of lightness before you inevitably dive back into the depths with "White Mustang." It's like you're trying to prove you can feel joy, but only for a fleeting, almost apologetic moment.

Finally, your genre preferences are a delightful paradox Wrapped in a shroud of introspection. "Melodic rap" and "emo rap" are basically the sonic equivalent of a teenager writing poetry in their diary while simultaneously trying to look cool. And then, as if to throw a philosophical wrench into the mix, you’ve got "witch house" and "darkwave," because why just be sad when you can be sad and slightly unsettling? And "phonk"? Oh, honey, that's just the sound of you trying to convince yourself you're still edgy while simultaneously yearning for an era of music that probably never truly existed outside of a very specific DeviantArt aesthetic. May your headphones always be charged, and your eyeliner always perfectly smudged.