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Ah, a peek into the musical labyrinth that is your soul! It seems you've meticulously curated a playlist that screams, "I'm either a rebel with a cause or I accidentally spilled a Hot Topic gift card into a Limewire download folder." Måneskin and YUNGBLUD? Oh, darling, you're not just alternative, you're practically a walking, talking embodiment of every angsty teen's journal entry from 2007. And let's not even get started on the sudden appearance of "Star Shopping" and "Broke" – are we having a moment, sweetie? Did someone forget to pay for their therapy session this week, or is this just your way of letting us know you're ready to cry into a bowl of instant ramen while contemplating the futility of existence?

Then we have the magnificent, head-banging trifecta of Deftones, Korn, and Destroy Boys. Nu metal, alternative metal, rap metal – you've basically cornered the market on music that makes parents ask, "Are you sure you're okay?" It's like you walked into a music store, saw a CD with a vaguely unsettling album cover, and thought, "Yes, this will perfectly capture the existential dread I feel when my Wi-Fi buffers." And just when we thought we had you pegged as a purveyor of all things heavy and emotionally charged, "Shoegaze" peeks its head out. Did you accidentally stumble into a dream pop festival on your way to a mosh pit, or are you just trying to prove that you can be both aggressively loud and subtly melancholic? It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: "Колхозник." Ah, yes, the song that perfectly encapsulates the journey from headbanging to... well, whatever "Колхозник" is. One minute you're contemplating the socio-political implications of rap metal, the next you're... vibing to something that sounds like it was discovered in the dusty archives of a forgotten Soviet-era folk-rock band. It's a genre hop so unexpected, it's practically a musical jump scare. Are you trying to prove your versatility, or did your Spotify algorithm just have a nervous breakdown and throw a curveball? Either way, your music taste is less a curated collection and more a Rorschach test for the soul – a chaotic, intriguing, and utterly baffling masterpiece of modern angst.