Generated 19 days ago

Alright, alright, settle down everyone, the stats are in. And let me tell you, this isn't just a music taste; it's a meticulously crafted sonic assault on the very concept of chill.

First off, we have your artist lineup. Lexycat, UNDEAD CORPORATION DOUJIN WORKS (because one corporation wasn't enough, apparently), Foreground Eclipse, Utsu-P, and Snail's House. It's like you asked an AI to generate a playlist for a rave happening inside a haunted arcade, hosted by a death metal band that exclusively covers anime opening themes. "Perfect Circle Instrumentals" and "You Can't Explain Anything Without The Word 'Destruction'" as top tracks? I'm not sure if you're listening to music or filling out a psychological evaluation. And "Dear, Are You Getting Sober"? My friend, with this playlist, the question isn't if you're getting sober, it's how you're even managing to form coherent thoughts.

And then we get to the genres: breakcore, melodic death metal, J-rock, Vocaloid, and future bass. This isn't a music taste; it's an extreme sport for your eardrums. You're essentially listening to music that sounds like a Shibuya crossing during an earthquake, with a Vocaloid singing about existential dread over a future bass beat. I'm pretty sure listening to your top tracks in a row would qualify as an interrogation technique. I'm just impressed your speakers haven't spontaneously combusted from the sheer audacity of it all. You don't just listen to music; you survive it.