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3daysAlright, buckle up buttercup, because your music taste just walked into my office, sat down, and promptly began to weep in a corner. With a total of 5167 plays and a whopping 26,639 minutes spent marinating in this sonic stew, it's clear you're not just a casual listener; you're invested. And what an investment it is! We're talking Furia, Burzum, Ghost Bath, Summoning, and Odium Humani Generis. Do you, perhaps, have a secret side hustle as a professional funeral director's personal DJ? Or maybe you're just really, really committed to making sure every houseplant in your vicinity withers prematurely.
Let's talk about those top tracks, shall we? "Zgniję," "Nie Odpowiem! ," "Plon!," "Ohydny Jestern," "Jeszcze I Jeszcze," and "Zgnilem." I'm no Polish speaker, but Google Translate is a handy tool, and the general vibe I'm getting is somewhere between "I'm rotting," "I will not answer," and "I am hideous." Are you using these as affirmations? Because if so, I'm genuinely concerned for your self-esteem, or perhaps impressed by your dedication to method acting as a sentient, decomposing potato. Your playlist title might as well be "Reasons I'm Not Invited to Parties (And Frankly, I Prefer It That Way)."
Frankly, with this lineup, I'm picturing you in a dimly lit room, perhaps a single flickering candle providing the only illumination, possibly wearing a cloak made of old album covers. Your neighbors probably think you're either summoning a minor demon or just really struggling with existential dread on a daily basis. I'm not saying your music taste is a cry for help, but if it were, that cry would be a guttural shriek reverberating through a cavernous, icy void. Congratulations on curating a soundtrack that makes a rainy Monday morning feel like a tropical vacation!