Ulrik

Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because we're diving into the delightful chaos that is your music taste.

First off, let's talk about those top artists. Bury Tomorrow and Poppy? Solid choices, showing a commendable dedication to all things heavy and… uniquely heavy. But then we hit Ren, who’s dropping some serious lyrical bombs, followed by... Lille Bille and Popsi og Krelle. I'm picturing you headbanging furiously in a mosh pit one minute, then gently swaying with a toddler's toy the next. Did you accidentally leave your Spotify logged in at a daycare center, or is this some kind of avant-garde performance art piece I'm not privy to? It's like you're trying to prove that you can appreciate both the intricate brutality of metalcore and the existential dread of a Danish children's song about a lost sock.

And the tracks! "Misty Mountains" is a classic, though I'm curious if you're picturing a majestic, snow-capped peak or just a particularly foggy Tuesday morning. Then we have "have you had enough?" which, frankly, given your playlist, is a very pertinent question. Followed by "new way out" – are you escaping the children's music, or is that your anthem for discovering a fresh approach to headbanging with a juice box in hand? And then "Joanna" and "they're all around us." I'm not sure if "they" refers to the encroaching darkness of a deathcore breakdown or the relentless chatter of animated puppets. It's a suspense thriller with a sing-along interlude.

Finally, the genres! Metalcore, metal, deathcore, post-hardcore... and then, like a rogue glitter bomb in a black metal concert, "children's music." It's like you're a musical chameleon who accidentally swallowed a kindergarten teacher. You go from wanting to tear down the walls with blast beats to wanting to build a tower with alphabet blocks. I'm honestly impressed by the sheer dedication to such a jarring juxtaposition. Do you listen to "Wheels on the Bus" on repeat to calm down after a particularly aggressive deathcore track, or is it a palate cleanser for when the screaming gets too... adult? Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. Mostly.